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Why did the girl sit on her from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
Why did your sister shoot the alarm from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.
The proud owner of an impressive new from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding.' 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding.' 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
I hope youre not one of those from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'
'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'
What are your two favourite times to from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!
What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!
For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy. "Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father. "Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle!" "A rifle? What fer?" "Suppos'n one day yew cum home and find some guy sleepin' wid yore wife," explained the older redneck. "W'atcha gonna do? Wake him up and ask him what time it is?"
For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy. "Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father. "Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle!" "A rifle? What fer?" "Suppos'n one day yew cum home and find some guy sleepin' wid yore wife," explained the older redneck. "W'atcha gonna do? Wake him up and ask him what time it is?"
Customer Id like a watch that tells from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
If twenty dogs run after one cat from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.
If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.
What time is it when an elephant from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
That boy is so dirty the only from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
What time is it when you sit from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
What did the Loch Ness Monster say from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.
How can you tell when witches are from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
A man had been driving all night from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place. "Yes?" "Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15". The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger. "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" "8:25!" The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another o ne disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!" Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window. "Sir, sir? It's 8:45!."
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place. "Yes?" "Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15". The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger. "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" "8:25!" The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another o ne disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!" Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window. "Sir, sir? It's 8:45!."
A blonde asked someone what time it from Flashcomment Time jokes Jokes
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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